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How much for the furry banana?
25 per kilo just like the others, it's a big one though, want me to put it on the scale for you?
Yes, please put the furry chonk banana on the scales for me. If it fits.
Ha-ha it certainly does
*puts the furry banana on the scale*
Ouff that's a big one you chose there, quite a beauty... It's 158.50... ah make that 130, I'm not gon' rattle some change around. Also they're not my best selling to be frank. Those exemplars can have quite a pelt... Not the best for eating they are
I must say, it looks rather angry, now that it's on the scales. Wait, did it... did it just hiss at me?? *squints* Where did you get it in the first place, anyways?
*shrugs*
Oh I dunno... I reckon one o' the field workers picked it up, just like the others... Hell, I'm just selling the things, don't ask many questions meself...
Want me to bag it for you?
Uh, sure, let's take it home... The missus would know what to do with it. Here, let me hold JESUS FUCK ON A FLAMING UNICYCLE!!! It drew blood!
Deal's a deal young lad... THANK YOU NICE DOING BUISINESS WITH YOU!
*vanishes into the hut, not giving you any change*
*sighs* Judith is going to skin me alive. And I didn't even get the garlic!
*heaves the snarling, struggling banana bag and trudges homewards*